orgasmic sensation! - the second cumming

i'm in sartorial heaven!! if i die.. just line my coffin and grave with esteban cortaza! nothing would make me happier..

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my reason for wanting to be in the fashion industry... nothing makes me happier!

orgasmic sensation!

oh my g-d! there aren't many things in life that really could stir up this kind of emotion and a strong contemplation to having a sex operation and becoming a woman!

honestly, i love myself and i love my penis. but once in a while, something catches my eyes. something exquisite. something almost celestial, i thought i had died and gone to heaven! this is the kind of thing that made me salivate and desire to be a woman.

recently, i've been doing some reading and i came across this young new designer named esteban cortaza. i've heard of him before and i've read somewhere that he single-handedly brought supermodel cindy crawford out of retirment to open and close for his S/S 03 collection. however, i've never really ventured to lift a finger and keep a look out for his collection. not until now!

oh my g-d. it's orgasmic! i simply want to be a woman just so i can wear them!

i can't save the pictures and upload them because i don't know how to save a flash file! argh! but please. go to http://www.estebancortazar.com/

go and see the 2005 spring / fall 2005 collection!

it's abfab!

venting my anger..

look, kim stewart is never a good looker! i have no idea who she was until i saw her on E! true hollywood story for the hilton sisters and the fact that she made headlines for wanting to be paris hilton's sidekick in the next simple life! bitch please! you so totally cannot be a nicole richie!


ok i don't get the little house on the prairie hairstyle! seriously, the outfit needs help! she needs help! *gag* why are we tortured by this woman!? what did we do wrong! the white top and the short sweater is not working for her.


oh my gawd! why miss stewart? are you too big of a star to take off your stupid hat in a nail salon! my gawd! and wot's up with the "too cool for you" celebrity big shades?! it's a nail salon! i'm sure the lights in the place ain't that bright!


oh lookie here, hanging out with daddy! loves the boot, completely hate the outfit! what is she doin? i mean, what is up with the tights?! she looked like she is working in a fish market! urgh! bitch please! daddy has a lot of money.. go take notes from paris hilton and buy yourself something good


ok, kim stewart goes shopping and hit a low! i love the hobo/boho (perhaps she couldn't make up her mind) skirt but there's something amiss with the bikini top! and once again.. a ridiculous hat! golly gosh! honestly, the straw cowboy hat must be burn!!


oh my gawd! 1970s tablecloth chic y'all! i'm not loving the shades, the tablecloth from rod stewart's hey days and the pippi long stockings pig tails.. this little piggie should stay at home!

i'm not as bitchy as pinkisthenewblog only because i don't exactly hate kim stewart that much. but my g-d, she's getting on my nerves! look what she did to paris hilton!!


this is a lime green nightmare! the cut, the length, the look! argh! i know paris can carry off almost anything she wears but seriously, this needs help!

who am i kidding?? i need help!

baboosh!

what a schmuck!

honestly! i'm seriously questioning my ability to drive or rather whether i'm actually cut out to drive! twice the big bold red letters have exclaimed that i've yet again faired miserably in my advance theory test. it's as if i'm completely not suppose to drive at all. maybe i'm actually suppose to be driven all around at all times! (ok, honestly, at this moment i'm trying my best to come up with reasons just to console myself and not face up to the fact that i'm actually lousy!)

argh! i feel so horrible! the first time i can accept my failure because truthfully, i didn't even read the book! but today! i actually studied for it three days in advance! how is it possible that i flunked again! argh! and the next time i'm given the chance to sit for this test again will be 24th oct! 5 whole weeks! how irritating!

i'm seriously contemplating on putting on my best actress nominee acting gig tomorrow in the office. i've got to walk in and act like i passed and tell the rest of the world that i am taking my practical in february (i checked, the next practical test opening date is in february!).

can you imagine when mine would be if (and i better pass the next time!) i pass on the 24th!? it'll be like in april or something! argh! oh my g-d!

i need to go shopping!

before you all think i'm dead!

i've been super busy these past few weeks or so. what's with LRI (some army term) coming and everyone is just running around acting super busy and wanting to make things that couldn't work in the first place work! how that is even possible is beyond me! and so we've got overtime till late nights and it's ridiculous because half of the time i'm just reading my advance theory book, studying for my theory test... TODAY! wish me luck darlings!

anyway, since i haven't been around much.. i thought the only piece of news that's worthy of me jumping out of my hiatus (apart from mariah of course!) is...

BRITNEY SPEARS POPS OUT A BOY Y'ALL!!!

i'm not a fan of britney.. not a big fan at least. but well, Britney has helped her white trash of a beer-belly, pot-smoking of a husband to multiply and bring terror to the world! it's a first for brit and the third for white trash.. congrats biatch!



It's a boy! Us Weekly is the first media outlet in the world to report that Britney Spears gave birth shortly before 1 p.m. Wednesday at Santa Monica UCLA Medical Center, according to hospital sources. Us was there as Spears, 23, and husband/aspiring rapper Kevin Federline, 27, arrived at the hospital with a police escort shortly before 6 a.m. and medical staff whisked Spears into a birthing suite. According to hospital sources, Spears was wheeled into a delivery room about 12:15 p.m. and within minutes the first-time mother had delivered via C-section with Federline by her side. (A rep for Spears had no comment.)

As reported in the Us cover story now on newsstands, Spears experienced early labor contractions on Sept. 9 and then spent the next several days in much physical discomfort. ''Pregnancy has not agreed with her,'' a Spears pal told Us. ''She has been sick a lot.... She couldn't get out of bed all weekend.''

Although the couple has not yet legally named the baby boy, sources tell the magazine they had planned to name the child Preston Michael Spears Federline. The child is Federline's third (he has two children, Kori, 3, and Kaleb, 1, with ex-girlfriend Shar Jackson).

Sources tell Us that Spears plans to return to her $7 million Malibu mansion with her newborn within the next few days. In the October issue of Elle, Spears said she looked forward to motherhood, proclaiming, ''I'm gonna be a hot mom!''

POSTED: Sept. 14 at 4:04 p.m. EST, taken from US magazine.

in celebration of preston michael spears federline (now that's a mouthful! who would've thought a couple of white trash would think of that!?) we look back at his mom in the weeks prior to his delivery.



honestly britney! too much time spent around kevin federline has certainly made you looking more and more like white trash! what is up with the hair, brit! urgh. can i say.. U-G-L-Y?

meanwhile, according to E!online, the speaderline(as they are lovingly known as by pinkisthenewblog) had wanted to pull a david and victoria beckham in wanting to actually name their baby boy, London, after the british capital, where their romance blossomed! say what?! c-r-a-a-z-z-y!

ok, i've actually just received a text that she hasn't cofirmed the name preston michael yet. but according to US Weekly mag, she's bent on having that name for her child. her press rep has yet to confirm anything! so y'all, there's a chance in this life that brit will name her new born london! oh lord, help us! as if that child won't be having a tough time explaining to his chi chi, famous-pedigree friends - apple martin, maddox and zahara jolie- why her father is not a famous person and a free loader living off his mother's annual income! now he has to defend that name against the tyranny of brooklyn beckham! how confusing is that!? an english boy with a name of an american city and an american boy with a name of a london city!? we seriously need help in this world!

(thanks to pinkisthenewblog, E!Online, US Weekly and my other unnamed sources)

speaking of maddox and zahara jolie, i wonder if they knew that brad is no longer going to be their father!


well, zahara would be thrilled! she'll get an african-american father y'all! at least she won't have to explain to her other chi chi, famous-pedigree friends - apple martin, preston federline, brooklyn, romeo & cruz beckham- why her father is white and she's not quite the same colour! i can't exactly say the same for maddox but that boy is growing up to be a hottie no one would even bother!

all right. time to leave the world in peace. i was contemplating posting pictures of my latest hate-craze i.e. kimberly stewart, but i decided against it.. it's a joyous occasion y'all!

hit me baby one more time!