before you all think i'm dead!
i've been super busy these past few weeks or so. what's with LRI (some army term) coming and everyone is just running around acting super busy and wanting to make things that couldn't work in the first place work! how that is even possible is beyond me! and so we've got overtime till late nights and it's ridiculous because half of the time i'm just reading my advance theory book, studying for my theory test... TODAY! wish me luck darlings!
anyway, since i haven't been around much.. i thought the only piece of news that's worthy of me jumping out of my hiatus (apart from mariah of course!) is...
BRITNEY SPEARS POPS OUT A BOY Y'ALL!!!
i'm not a fan of britney.. not a big fan at least. but well, Britney has helped her white trash of a beer-belly, pot-smoking of a husband to multiply and bring terror to the world! it's a first for brit and the third for white trash.. congrats biatch!
It's a boy! Us Weekly is the first media outlet in the world to report that Britney Spears gave birth shortly before 1 p.m. Wednesday at Santa Monica UCLA Medical Center, according to hospital sources. Us was there as Spears, 23, and husband/aspiring rapper Kevin Federline, 27, arrived at the hospital with a police escort shortly before 6 a.m. and medical staff whisked Spears into a birthing suite. According to hospital sources, Spears was wheeled into a delivery room about 12:15 p.m. and within minutes the first-time mother had delivered via C-section with Federline by her side. (A rep for Spears had no comment.)
As reported in the Us cover story now on newsstands, Spears experienced early labor contractions on Sept. 9 and then spent the next several days in much physical discomfort. ''Pregnancy has not agreed with her,'' a Spears pal told Us. ''She has been sick a lot.... She couldn't get out of bed all weekend.''
Although the couple has not yet legally named the baby boy, sources tell the magazine they had planned to name the child Preston Michael Spears Federline. The child is Federline's third (he has two children, Kori, 3, and Kaleb, 1, with ex-girlfriend Shar Jackson).
Sources tell Us that Spears plans to return to her $7 million Malibu mansion with her newborn within the next few days. In the October issue of Elle, Spears said she looked forward to motherhood, proclaiming, ''I'm gonna be a hot mom!''
POSTED: Sept. 14 at 4:04 p.m. EST, taken from US magazine.
in celebration of preston michael spears federline (now that's a mouthful! who would've thought a couple of white trash would think of that!?) we look back at his mom in the weeks prior to his delivery.
honestly britney! too much time spent around kevin federline has certainly made you looking more and more like white trash! what is up with the hair, brit! urgh. can i say.. U-G-L-Y?
meanwhile, according to E!online, the speaderline(as they are lovingly known as by pinkisthenewblog) had wanted to pull a david and victoria beckham in wanting to actually name their baby boy, London, after the british capital, where their romance blossomed! say what?! c-r-a-a-z-z-y!
ok, i've actually just received a text that she hasn't cofirmed the name preston michael yet. but according to US Weekly mag, she's bent on having that name for her child. her press rep has yet to confirm anything! so y'all, there's a chance in this life that brit will name her new born london! oh lord, help us! as if that child won't be having a tough time explaining to his chi chi, famous-pedigree friends - apple martin, maddox and zahara jolie- why her father is not a famous person and a free loader living off his mother's annual income! now he has to defend that name against the tyranny of brooklyn beckham! how confusing is that!? an english boy with a name of an american city and an american boy with a name of a london city!? we seriously need help in this world!
(thanks to pinkisthenewblog, E!Online, US Weekly and my other unnamed sources)
speaking of maddox and zahara jolie, i wonder if they knew that brad is no longer going to be their father!
well, zahara would be thrilled! she'll get an african-american father y'all! at least she won't have to explain to her other chi chi, famous-pedigree friends - apple martin, preston federline, brooklyn, romeo & cruz beckham- why her father is white and she's not quite the same colour! i can't exactly say the same for maddox but that boy is growing up to be a hottie no one would even bother!
all right. time to leave the world in peace. i was contemplating posting pictures of my latest hate-craze i.e. kimberly stewart, but i decided against it.. it's a joyous occasion y'all!
hit me baby one more time!
anyway, since i haven't been around much.. i thought the only piece of news that's worthy of me jumping out of my hiatus (apart from mariah of course!) is...
BRITNEY SPEARS POPS OUT A BOY Y'ALL!!!
i'm not a fan of britney.. not a big fan at least. but well, Britney has helped her white trash of a beer-belly, pot-smoking of a husband to multiply and bring terror to the world! it's a first for brit and the third for white trash.. congrats biatch!
It's a boy! Us Weekly is the first media outlet in the world to report that Britney Spears gave birth shortly before 1 p.m. Wednesday at Santa Monica UCLA Medical Center, according to hospital sources. Us was there as Spears, 23, and husband/aspiring rapper Kevin Federline, 27, arrived at the hospital with a police escort shortly before 6 a.m. and medical staff whisked Spears into a birthing suite. According to hospital sources, Spears was wheeled into a delivery room about 12:15 p.m. and within minutes the first-time mother had delivered via C-section with Federline by her side. (A rep for Spears had no comment.)
As reported in the Us cover story now on newsstands, Spears experienced early labor contractions on Sept. 9 and then spent the next several days in much physical discomfort. ''Pregnancy has not agreed with her,'' a Spears pal told Us. ''She has been sick a lot.... She couldn't get out of bed all weekend.''
Although the couple has not yet legally named the baby boy, sources tell the magazine they had planned to name the child Preston Michael Spears Federline. The child is Federline's third (he has two children, Kori, 3, and Kaleb, 1, with ex-girlfriend Shar Jackson).
Sources tell Us that Spears plans to return to her $7 million Malibu mansion with her newborn within the next few days. In the October issue of Elle, Spears said she looked forward to motherhood, proclaiming, ''I'm gonna be a hot mom!''
POSTED: Sept. 14 at 4:04 p.m. EST, taken from US magazine.
in celebration of preston michael spears federline (now that's a mouthful! who would've thought a couple of white trash would think of that!?) we look back at his mom in the weeks prior to his delivery.
honestly britney! too much time spent around kevin federline has certainly made you looking more and more like white trash! what is up with the hair, brit! urgh. can i say.. U-G-L-Y?
meanwhile, according to E!online, the speaderline(as they are lovingly known as by pinkisthenewblog) had wanted to pull a david and victoria beckham in wanting to actually name their baby boy, London, after the british capital, where their romance blossomed! say what?! c-r-a-a-z-z-y!
ok, i've actually just received a text that she hasn't cofirmed the name preston michael yet. but according to US Weekly mag, she's bent on having that name for her child. her press rep has yet to confirm anything! so y'all, there's a chance in this life that brit will name her new born london! oh lord, help us! as if that child won't be having a tough time explaining to his chi chi, famous-pedigree friends - apple martin, maddox and zahara jolie- why her father is not a famous person and a free loader living off his mother's annual income! now he has to defend that name against the tyranny of brooklyn beckham! how confusing is that!? an english boy with a name of an american city and an american boy with a name of a london city!? we seriously need help in this world!
(thanks to pinkisthenewblog, E!Online, US Weekly and my other unnamed sources)
speaking of maddox and zahara jolie, i wonder if they knew that brad is no longer going to be their father!
well, zahara would be thrilled! she'll get an african-american father y'all! at least she won't have to explain to her other chi chi, famous-pedigree friends - apple martin, preston federline, brooklyn, romeo & cruz beckham- why her father is white and she's not quite the same colour! i can't exactly say the same for maddox but that boy is growing up to be a hottie no one would even bother!
all right. time to leave the world in peace. i was contemplating posting pictures of my latest hate-craze i.e. kimberly stewart, but i decided against it.. it's a joyous occasion y'all!
hit me baby one more time!
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